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The
Family Adventure Project and
Family on a Bike e-newsletter
Welcome to our
June 2005 update
Read it online at: http://www.familyonabike.org/Newsletters/NewsJune2005.htm
Talofa, as they say here in Samoa, where Stuart
has taken to wearing a floral skirt, and our diet consists mostly
of tarot root and bread fruit; good for the waistline, but not
so good for two picky children who prefer chips and tommy sauce.
We've been here soaking up the South Pacific sunshine and acclimatising
to doing nothing after six months of pedalling everyday. Getting
here involved a little time travel as we crossed the international
date line and arrived the day before we left New Zealand. And
things move so slowly here that we'll be surprised if tomorrow
ever comes. It all takes a little getting used after the hectic
time we've had since our last newsletter.
Thanks to all of you who sent congratulations
on Kirstie's pregnancy. Many of you sounded as shocked as we were
when we found out ourselves. Let's just say it was a welcome accident
that's added an exciting new dimension to our family adventure
project and opened up the possibility of adding a Kiwi, Samoan,
American or Canadian to the family on a bike. Kirstie is particularly
pleased to be able to say she cycled the length of New Zealand
carrying not one but two children. Anyway, she is pleased to have
finished the cycling before the bump got in the way and is now
adapting to life as a pregnant backpacker.
When is a family
on a bike not a family on a bike?
The last six weeks has involved a mixture of
new, challenging and often quite bewildering family adventure
experiences since we flung our bikes into the sea at Cape Reinga;
the place where Maori spirits slide down a tree into the sea to
return to their Polynesian homeland. Post-cycling, we trapped
Stuart in a campervan for a week to see how long it took him to
spontaneously combust travelling 'the easy way'; we put Kirstie
crewing on the smallest most cramped yacht in the world to see
if she'd sink or swim, and Matthew and Cameron have been fully
immersed in Polynesian island life, with all it's unfamiliar food,
customs and climate.

Family without a bike - yachting,
campervanning and backpacking
Here's a little something about how we got on
nearly a month ago now when we crash landed in Samoa.
The shock of
the new
Four uniformed security guards closed in on
us, circling and silently moving us closer to the airport terminal.
They swapped glances, and two of them consulted in low voices;
their terrorist and drug training had clearly never included the
more pressing menace of a toddler tantrum on the runway. It was
close to thirty degrees in Apia, the capital of Samoa, where our
two boys had been woken up after only an hour's sleep and Matthew
was furious. To add to his disgruntlement our in-flight meal had
been cancelled due to turbulence, we had no milk or water to re-hydrate
ourselves, and we had just dropped into the South Pacific at midnight,
approximately a day before we had left new Zealand. The airport
band in their short sleeved flower power shirts and garlands turned
up the volume, trying to lift Matthew out of his strop with a
few tunes. Unfortunately "Beautiful Samoa" was drowned out by
the furious screech of "Want to get back on the plane." He stamped
and punched and screamed, totally unaware of how much attention
we were attracting, as people stopped watching the band and stared
at us instead. The dreamy music made no difference; there was
no way this angry bundle of sweat was about to be serenaded off
the flightpath by two guitars and a double bass made from a bucket
and a long piece of string.
Distressed by all the commotion, Cameron began
to cry, clinging to Kirstie as she dragged the sticky two year
old, Puppy The Wuppy and four pieces of hand luggage into the
terminal. Stuart followed, forcibly hauling Matthew along and
trying to lift our baggage from the conveyor belt, while Kirstie
unsuccessfully tried to buy some local currency with a credit
card. Then, with a little help from both customs and excise and
immigration, who seemed keen to close the airport for the night,
we found ourselves in a brightly lit arrivals hall. "Talofa, talofa,
welcome to Samoa." The boys stared wide eyed at the distinctive
looking man who appeared from nowhere. His long pointy beard almost
touched the waistband of his multi coloured skirt as he tipped
his Australian bushman's hat and grinned widely. "The Wickes family
I presume?" This was Steve, the owner of Ecotour Samoa who had
taken control of a month's worth of our travel budget earlier
that day. And for the next week at least, our entire lives would
also be in his control as we had signed up for an ecotour of this
unfamiliar country. "Right, time to go island hopping, everyone
happy? The boat is waiting for us at the wharf." We tried to put
on happy faces as hungry, exhausted, and dripping with sweat,
we followed our new leader. He effortlessly grabbed our bags and
sprinted in flip flops towards a bus emblazoned with a green turtle
emblem. We had put ourselves in the hands of Crocodile Dundee.

Cameron meets the Green Turtle Bus, his new preferred mode of
transport
"Welcome to Manono Island," said Steve, "time
to get your feet wet." He jumped off the small metal boat where
we sprawled on the floor like refugees surrounded by luggage and
boxes. He then scuttled ashore while the ferryman and his mate
unloaded bags, boxes and two of Steve's own children who had slept
for the entire bus and boat ride. We took off our shoes and socks
and stepped over the side. The warm water and deep soft sand caught
us by surprise. Stuart lifted the boys ashore, one at a time.
"It's hot Daddy," Cameron giggled as he dipped his toes gently
into the water. A lightbulb glowed dimly in a thatched wooden
shelter beyond the beach. "Come up to the falé and meet your host,"
said Steve leading us past snoring locals up a sharp coral path
towards the light. Outside the falé, he introduced us to the silhouette
of a Samoan woman. "Stuart, Kirstie, I'd like you to meet Tauvela."
She smiled, offered a limp handshake, then signalled for us to
take a seat in the falé and summoned a man wielding a machete.
Movie scenes of cannibals on remote South Pacific islands flashed
through our heads. The warrior stood menacingly beside us while
they exchanged words in Samoan, then with a sudden burst of energy
he hacked two young coconuts off a tree and drilled two holes
in them with a corkscrew. Tauvela popped two straws in and handed
them to the boys. The kids looked at the coconuts with bemusement.
Tauvela pointed to the coconuts and then to the kids. "There you
are boys," said Steve, "lovely coconut milk." It was cool, sweet
and refreshing in the heat of the night. "Yuk, don't like it,"
said Matthew quickly. "Yuk, yuk," copied Cameron spitting his
out, "I'm tired. Want milk and bed." Steve pointed us towards
a thatched roof standing on stilts over the sea. "There's your
falé," he announced cheerfully, "no need to get out of bed to
watch the sunrise."

When we woke up, it certainly seemed like paradise
It was a hot and sticky night. The sand stuck
to our bodies as we lay naked on the thin mattresses that separated
us from the woven floor of the falé. We slept fitfully, the waves
crashing beneath us seemed too close for comfort. As the morning
breeze ruffled our mosquito nets we madly scratched at our legs
and arms to ease the irritation of fresh mosquito bites. A small
nut brown face surrounded by curls peered through a hole in the
mosquito net. "Fish and chippies and pancakey for breakfast?"
the boy laughed gleefully, indicating that this was far from the
actual menu. He ran away as quickly as he had appeared. Kirstie
smiled at Stuart, a nervous smile that reflected the discomfort
in his eyes. We sat wrapped in our sheets, each aware of what
the other was thinking. After six months of having control over
every moment of the day and every element of our planning, itinerary
and children, we had now handed it over to a stranger in an extremely
strange land, and the thought was terrifying. Stuart sat up and
looked around at the pastel blue ocean lapping against the falé,
the pristine white coral reef only a few hundred metres out to
sea and the shell scattered sands. There was no doubt in our minds
that we were in paradise, but we had little idea of where that
might be, how we should dress for it, what on earth would be served
up for breakfast and what the man with the pointy beard intended
for our week of eco- education. Kirstie suddenly recalled some
of the text and pictures on the ecotour website involving compost
toilets, making a fishing rod out of a stick to catch dinner,
and building home made underground umu ovens to cook it. And basket
weaving, the occupation of the insane. Pulling the mosquito net
tighter around her, Kirstie lay back on the sandy encrusted sheet.
Paradise could wait.

Soft shimmers of morning in the open
fale
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What's new on
the website?
Sorry to anyone who has been unsuccessfully
logging on for postings over the last few weeks. From a simple
beach falé, without a phone or proper communications, updating
the web has been impossible. But while it may have looked as though
things had ground to a halt, we have been writing away and you
can now read all about our weird and wonderful adventure in Beautiful
Samoa in full, as well as the drama of learning to sail a yacht
on our own, and being imprisoned in a tin box on wheels. And since
we'll be in the States from the 7th June updating the site should
be a piece of cake, an extra large one of course. You can access
all our postings from the road index at: http://www.familyonabike.org/familyonabike/InSearchofTour/FOAB2004Storyindex.htm
If you want a few highlights then try
some of the following. You can read about:
- how Kirstie struggled to find her sea legs in 'Tied
up in knots'
- what drove Stuart mad in 'Campervan
Crazies'
- our early encounters with Samoan chiefs and their ladies in
'The
morning after'
- what's involved in ecotouring in 'Guardian
of the Swamp' and 'Finding
Farter Crispmas'
- our dealings with the Samoan Health Service in 'Eaten
by a tiger'
Big thanks
A never ending stream of people have continued
to cross our path and help us out as we've travelled to the top
of New Zealand and beyond. Thanks this month to all the following.
- Jette, Niel,
Henry, Lewis, Aver and John who invited us to a fabulous family
weekend in Waipu and taught us a little about Maori customs and
traditions;
- Stu, Win, Craig,
Shelley, Morgan and Keeley who served up a wonderful impromptu
BBQ, shared toys and clothes with our boys and put us up when
Kirstie was not feeling well;
- Craig and Desiree
at Pack or Paddle, who showed us around the Far North, introduced
us to dunesurfing and retrieved us from the Cape at the end of
our cycle tour;
- Nadine, Bernard,
Sofia and Sylvan who entertained us on Nanu, babysat Matthew and
Cameron and made our yachting adventure possible;
- Terry and David
at Great Escape Charters who literally showed us the ropes and
gave us the skills, confidence and opportunity to be a sailing
family around the Bay of Islands;
- Steve, of Ecotour
Samoa, who set up an extremely flexible and insightful itinerary
for us in Samoa and his wife Ava and children Nuanua, Stevie and
Sosafina who joined us for some of it and made it such good fun.
...and to all those who have brightened up our
day, given us a bed for the night or cooked up some chips for
the boys. We won't forget your hospitality even if we've forgotten
to mention you here.
Moving on again
It's always nice to hear from people so don't
hesitate to drop us an e-mail. You can send us a message by replying
to this email newsletter or by mailing us at mail@familyonabike.org
Since Kirstie is now more than six months pregnant,
our plans have changed slightly for the States and Canada. They
now involve a six week family road trip up West Coast America
from L.A. to Glacier National Park, taking in Disney, Vegas and
the Grand Canyon, San Fransisco, Seattle, Bainbridge Island and
Vancouver Island, the Rockies and Lake Louise. Then we'll be crossing
the States from West to East by rail, finishing our train journey
with a visit to three great American Cities; Chicago, New York
and either Boston or Washington DC. We've heard America is a bit
different from Samoa, astonishingly they don't live on bread fruit
and tarot, and only the convicts do basket weaving. But we may
be able to convert them to compost toilets; you never know.
And that's it
from us for now as we start our adventure in America
Until next time,
Stuart, Kirstie, Matthew, Cameron, Snooko Sninkofart
and Puppy The Wuppy
The Family on a Bike :-) now without bikes
:-(
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